So here is a recent conversation of mine at the grocery store:
Me: to random shopper Excuse me. I'm very embarrassed. I can't read. Can you tell me if this toothpaste is green tea flavored?
Random shopper guy: No, it's not.
Me: Thank you. I despise green tea toothpaste.
And off I frolicked to enjoy my non-green tea toothpaste.
(Seriously, it's gross. Kevin bought it one time on accident and it now resides in the inner-bowels of our medicine cabinet for emergency use only!)