Friday, August 28, 2009

A Conversation I Bet You've Never Had

So here is a recent conversation of mine at the grocery store:

Me: to random shopper Excuse me. I'm very embarrassed. I can't read. Can you tell me if this toothpaste is green tea flavored?

Random shopper guy: No, it's not.

Me: Thank you. I despise green tea toothpaste.

And off I frolicked to enjoy my non-green tea toothpaste.

(Seriously, it's gross. Kevin bought it one time on accident and it now resides in the inner-bowels of our medicine cabinet for emergency use only!)


Shannon said...

I had some orange flavored toothpaste one time... it was pretty awful!

Amber said...

LOL Okay so 1. very impressed with the conversation, and 2. you need to write a book.

The Lightbodys said...

You're doing a great job with your conversations! This had nothing to do with a language blunder :) And I agree, you should definitely write a book!

Morello Madness said...

When we first moved here, Mc Donalds was giving away green tea toothpaste in their kids' meals. Craziness! Everytime I buy toothpaste, I have that same conversation. Once you've had the green tea experience, you'll never be the same!
~ Aim

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